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we're back

2011-12-22T12:47:00.000-08:00

WE'RE BACK PPL , LADIES AND GENTLEMEN , WE'RE BACK !

uhm , actually we are shiyao and zhengkang , but BACK sounds like a feasible name for a two-man group .

awesome . this blog is gonna be filled with actions and excitement , we're gonna bring you the hottest entertainment 6e'07 is to see !

oh well , that's if you guys are even reading this .

but still , do look out as we will be bringing you lots of fun and chuckles in the upcoming year .

here's a merry new year and happy christmas !

signing here ,

shiyao (sleepy strawberry)

revive healing

2011-04-12T17:47:00.001-07:00

i was told to update.
i dunno y.
-chocolate boy

heyy

2008-11-07T04:52:00.001-08:00

ehhhh i not tht stupid chocolate dude liao LOL
yay im so lame
zzz

2008-11-03T00:53:00.001-08:00

WAAA SHIYAO SEE I JUZ POSTED LONGER DEN U
LOL i noe im lame

-

2008-11-03T00:48:00.000-08:00

oleoleoleoleoleole whoots
im tzk here to update
but first...

~!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!~ SHIYAO SEE I GOT UPDATE RIIIIIITE WAWAWA SCOLD ME GRRRRR BLABLABLABLA ~!@#$%^&*()(*&^%$#@!~

lol jkjkjkjkjkjk

yay im so sian i seriously got nothing to do. play com? nah com so sian

oya gong xi shiyao for flu recovery. now i get flu zzz
so everytime trng i start to sniff like siao den everytime will ahchoo
my so called panadol was useless
den those stupid chinese herbs also useless
wha he say slp le can cure flu
lol lemme try.
OH YEA HOLS STARTED!!!!!! (one week ago alrdy la)
aww no shiyao muz laugh laugh laugh hard hard its good for u
OYA
pple say laughing is th best medicine right
so i shall tok crap and be lame and idiotic and laugh hard hard until my flu recovers -.-
xD
SEE I GT UPDATE AHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

18th

2008-10-31T21:52:00.000-07:00

arghh last post was in september... psps so long nvr update. TZK U SLACKER TELL U UPDATE DEN U DUN WAN DEN U HOLIDAY LIAO I NO HOLIDAY U STILL DUN WAN UPDATE FORCE ME UPDATE WHAT KIND OF FREN R U!!!! lol jk la. anw, zk, pls update more.

nth much to say. lost sense of humour... haiz. now cannot laugh liao. see nth to laugh at. haizzzzz.

blog renovation soon. yes, soon. how soon, tht depends on how much hw i have. haiz, sch turning me into a mug-er. no, bottle-er. maybe a cup-er. haiz.

beginning to like both strawberry & chocolate. dunno y.

-

2008-09-14T05:49:00.000-07:00

I GOT BLOG HERE!!!
FINALLY!!!
HAPPY MID AUTUMN FESTIVAL!
ITS A SUNDAY!
I BLOGGED!
I BLOGGEED!
I BLLLLOOOOGGGGEEEEDDDD!!!!
SEE!!!
but no one will come here one la.
BUT I STILL GOT BLOG!!!!
17th POST!!!!
SEE!!! SEEE!!!
SEEEEEEE!!!!!!
I GOT BLOG!!!!
the above text is lame.

8:51PM
17th post (FINALLY)

haha.

2008-07-17T01:00:00.000-07:00

today was damnn sian. soo much hw. nth much to post, so i shall post this funny thing tht i found on the net called 'Pocket EMO' HAHA. ok that is mean.

k, tht's all i can tink of today. D: so sianzz... nvm. adopt ur own Pocket EMO. haha. LOLZ.

bb. think of more stuff to post. and zheng kang, damn u la, update!

zzz

2008-07-11T18:54:00.000-07:00

judo competition.
a-div. won.
b-div. dunno yet.
c-div. lost.
referee.
suck.
response speed.
wack him and it will be five minutes before he feel the pain.
singapore referee sucks.

training.
foot. injured.
elbow. bruised.
leg. muscle cramp.
cannot throw.

changing myself.
i cant stay like this.
my mood sucks.
i am always tired.
easily angered.
no.
this cant be.
i must change.
for better.
for my future.
for my cca.
for my friends.
for sir.
cant let them down.

hopefully.
u all.
can see the new me.
nt just a boy.
who calls himself strawberry.
nt just a friend.
who can sometimes help u in needs.
nt just someone.
who u can just forget and discard into tht vast darkness.

i will change.
i promise.

hi im posting

2008-06-27T05:48:00.000-07:00

Back to school ahhhhhh. no! good i dont have any shit to post... hmm lets see. AHA!

How to sue a teacher up to court and have him/her fired.
Students: Good morning teacher...
Teacher: Sit down, now hand up your homework
A Student: I never do homework
Teacher: Why you never do homework?
Student: I dont feel like doing.
Teacher: This is not the way for you to treat your homework.
Student: Who Cares
Teacher: HOW CAN YOU SAY WHO CARES. its homework and its for YOU to do.
Student: I dont wanna do, what can u do to me?
Teacher: ILL GIVE YOU 3 HRS OF CORRECTIVE WORK ORDER, for not doing your homework and giving me attitude.
(Ring....School ends.)
Teacher: if im not wrong, the boy should come now.
(Student did not arrive at all and the teacher wasted 3hrs of waiting.)
(Next day)
Teacher: WHY DIDNT YOU COME FOR CORRECTIVE WORK ORDER??!!!
Student: who cares about corrective work order, i have better things to do, DUH
Teacher: DONT YOU DUH ME YOUNG MAN! YOU DID NOT DO YOUR HOMEWORK AND NOW YOU GIVE ME ATTITUDE. YOU DID NOT COME FOR CWO AND YOU GIVE ME ATTITUDE. WHAT SHIT IS THIS?!
Student: Aiya cher, relack la, lata high blood pressure not my problem hor.
Teacher: SHUT THE **** Up!
Student: BLEHHHHHHH (sticks out tongue and shakes bum) youre a noob old teacher dying of high blood pressure just because of a boy who is not willing to pick up his pen and write answers!
Teacher: **** **** ****** (Slap)(punch)(kick)
Student: YOU ATTACK ME, NOW YOU GO TO COURT!

there it is. i know its kind of some lame shit, but i hav ran out of funny stuff lol.

ramdom

2008-06-26T03:10:00.000-07:00

sch is boring.

new maths teacher very slacky.

new science teacher no sense of humour.

new art teacher is very weird.

history teacher cut hair.

chinese teacher talk crap.

training very tiring.

jervan buy me hot fudge sundae instead of strawberry.

dun wan eat hot fudge.

only ate the vanilla icecream part.

hot fudge drip onto my bag.

nid to wash >.<

tmr no sch.

gort training.

missed bubble tea.

wan to eat Mc tmr.

eat strawberry sundae.

i hate hot fudge sundae.

emo~~

2008-06-21T19:32:00.000-07:00

today. bored. sian.

raining. dark sky.

feel emo. feel boliao.

loney at home. caught cold.

nobody to talk to. nothing to do.

zk and zz visiting grandma. lots of homework.

emo. am i?

zzz.

replies

2008-06-21T05:48:00.001-07:00

whoops im superman to save the day. i feel that ny vs rgs has NOTHING got to do with nanyang versus raffles girls school (if there is, shiyao will say). in my perspective, ny vs rgs means No Yawning (very sleepily) @ Random Gay Stuff. i donno what shiyao thinks lol.

douglas+serene:
shiyao links you soon! i cant link you unless you help me hack into his acc heyheyhey!

douglas:
what happens if ny wins?

esna+serene
sorry if ur offended, but read the above text.

yq:
quack quack quack. yum yum.

heyao:
cos shiyao dun wan. LOL

tzk:
shut up.

shiyao reply to them too. we have 2 repliers!

2008-06-19T21:15:00.000-07:00

juz hav a discussion with zsy and i think we having class gathering on 31 aug! LOL thats one day after my bday.

blah.

2008-06-19T05:54:00.000-07:00

yay i juz returned from china!! woots! damn, i didnt update blog for so damn long... TZK, u told me u will UPDATE! U DIEEE!
anw, i had a nice trip in china. i will tell u all more in my following posts. and, there is chewing gum for EVERYONE!

bb, go chiong my shit lot of hw now. and tzk, u BETTER update, if not...

mehehehe, bye!

2008-06-03T21:29:00.001-07:00

Hey Hey You. I Did not post many many soree. cos i was
-lazy
-bored
-had better things to do
-lan duo
-wu liao
-you geng hao de shi qu zuo

lol soree to shiyao agn IN CASE you received any spam calls asking for sweets? lol

random gay stuff:
what do you get if you put chocolate in sweet wrapper?
-chocolate in sweet wrapper... duhh

what do you get if you put sweet in chocolate wrapper?
-sweet in chocolate wrapper... duhh

If shiyao was to go bangladesh instead of china, what will happen?
-he will be in bangladesh rather than china

If you see this post, what will happen?
-Youve wasted about one min of ur life and damaged your eyes by 0.001 degrees.

^
l
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l
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Gay stuff (random de)
bb

Offer ends

2008-05-31T04:59:00.001-07:00

Oh too bad everyone, offer ends le. Sad for those who didnt call. xD

strawberry POWER!

2008-05-30T08:04:00.000-07:00

hi guys and girls. anw i will be going back china in 2 days time (this sunday) and i will buy present for most of u.(i wont buy for yuchen coz he irritates me in ri xP. haha very bad hor?)

anw heres wad i plan to buy:
1) plush toys
2) a new wallet (mine got stolen)
3) modify my psp (nonono, i wont giv u my psp)
4) chewing gum
5) olympics souvenir from Bei Jing
6) new clothes etc etc
7) correction tape for jiawei (WTF he call me say he want 200.)

i suppose i will buy some for all of 6e 'o7, bt that depends on my bag space. if nt enough, dun complain if i juz giv u a keychain while others get some nice stuff.

signing off, STRAWBERRY BOY aka shiyao

ps. for ppl that want me to link them, leave ur url at the shoutbox. thx. this is a serious post and more funny stuff will come up when i return to SG =D

Crap

2008-05-30T00:01:00.000-07:00

Whaddahell do you think this blog is for?
I donnoe. Strawberry boy says he WANTS to crap around. Anyway, Ken-ducky didnt kill your dad. I killed his!!
To celebrate this grant opening, Strawberry boy will to give out sweets today for the first 10 people to call him!!!! Call him at 65606013. He gives a special offer of strawberry sundae and milkshake to the first 3 people to call him!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your fone and CALL NOW!!!!

For "Kind hearted" people:

For cookies donation, just spam the shoutbox so you will get a COOKIE MONSTER from Sesame paste street to beg for cookies from your home. Mind you, he's a high class beggar, he'll get only the Top Rank Romeo-N-Juliet Brand Cookies!!!

For worms donation, simply spam the shoutbox with vulgarities and you will get a LARGE HAIRY BIRDIE from Sesame paste street demanding worms at your door. Watch out, its so strong that his knock on the door will smash your whole door. Earthworms dont work on him, give him HELLWORMS instead!

To most curious pple:
ny-vs-rgs means No yawning-at- random gay stuff

Signing away:
Chocolate boy/dude aka Tan ZK(Joker)

EDITED BY SHIYAO: cant u call urself chocolate dude? i shall change it for u!

i am ur father... actually no, ur mother. muahahahaha

2008-05-29T07:15:00.000-07:00

ok hi handsome ladies and pretty guys, welcome to the new Kenducky Fried Chicknayas! (woots and cheers)
lol that was lame. anw, welcome to the blog of ICHIGO aka shiyao and zheng kang aka SAM TAMALES!!!

this is a combine blog of us, so rip all u want, spam all u want, and sooner or later a big scary hairy hooligan will go knocking on ur door asking for cookies! so back away, u evil spammer, before i summon the chicken-nuggets of high calories and make u die of overeating.

anw, the two cheeky owners would like the whole of 6e '07 to participate actively in taggin the blog and keeping spammers away. also, please note that there will be a poledance performance aka class gathering during the sept hols and dec hols, so hold ur chickens and run for ur lives as the strawberry sundae of destruction fill up ur house!

ENJOY!

signing on, not off,
shiyao aka ICHIGO

Welcome the opening

2008-05-29T07:12:00.000-07:00

am Zheng Kang here acting as the little weeny beany contributor. Shiyao's the big boss, so dont bow to me, if you wanted to. Bow down to Shiyao cos he towers above you.

Rules and regulations.

1. Listen to Shiyao
2. No complaining about having cBox instead of this. This rocks more.
3. Watch out for Cookie Monster from Sesame Street
4. Watch out for Big Bird from Sesame Street

thats all for rules.

If you find anything weird about the blog LINK, please give your comment in the shoutboard. Shiyao shall have a hard time answering your questions. Me? well, not my fault though. I'm not pushing all the blame to shiyao for the weird wired link, but if u buey song with anything? tell us and shout it out! in the shoutboard i mean, otherwise you'll get neighbours running.

posting,
Tan ZK